I hate similes and facial expressions described badly and people waving their hands.

 Smiles irritate me. I've not seen a face up close enough to see much ether than a smile or frown.  So this means a lot of internet smiles just don't look right to me. Now after messing up what people say because their comment relies on the simile after it being understood I explain why I don't understand it. So everyone uses them a lot more just to spite me and thinks it's a funny joke. To me it's as bad as sticking your foot in front of a blind person for a joke.

 No one's sat down and described this stuff to me so I could understand and I understand why really its not something anyone wants to do. Just it gets annoying that everyone thinks because you in a game can run at an oversized demon and press the right stuff to stay alive that you have seen everything clearly.

  Another of my pet peeves is describing hand gestures those lovely non spoken forms of communication that normally only go as far as showing emotion. I am not so bad with this but still I can't tell the difference between a picked nose and a bad breath hand weave.

An RP server normally means a lot of describing.