My controller doesn't taste like cherries!

Posted by: Ackrin

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Ackrin
What lengths would you go to play video games? I recently bought a PS3 and I’ve had some issues with playing it. Now I have an arcade stick controller but unfortunately it doesn’t have a way to switch to D-pad to an analog stick setting, so there’s not much it’s good for. There are switches and controllers I could buy but they’re all expensive. (I’m a poor bastard)  So I’ve resorted to playing with the normal controller and my mouth and tongue. Using my mouth and tongue to munipulate things is a daily thing for me, so I figured it’d be worth a try. It works somewhat, I can do things around Playstation Home and had surprising success with MLB 09 but for other games like LittleBigPlanet (which I’ll be getting soon) I’m pretty sure this won’t work since I only have one tongue compared to the all he buttons I’ll had to use in other games.

There is an issue I’d like to bring up that bugged me. The controller isn’t tasty. I assumed it sound taste plasticy but it actually kinda tastes like your licking sawdust. Perhaps someone could invent flavored covers for the controllers. Mmmm…cherry.  It also dries out your mouth it reminds me when I’d go visit my Grandma n Florida. Her house was so stuffy I’d have to drink water like every 20 minutes. Just thought I’d make a little blog post.
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Gamingkitsune
Kit Windsor
May 01, 2009
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Buy tounge cups! They're dirt cheap.They are tasteless though!

CariWoW
Carol Williams
May 01, 2009
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That's a neat idea, Tim. I may have to think of a practical way to do that. Who knows, it could be a new line of work for me?

Mark
Mark C. Barlet
May 01, 2009
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I think it would be cool if they made the covers out of that hard stick you would get with Dip 'n' Sticks... that would make for a great game play!

Steve
Steve Spohn
May 02, 2009
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You know, Tim, this is the way that million-dollar companies get started. Particularly, with one of those "I wonder why nobody has done this yet" type of comments. You should try making a prototype design.

Camilya
Stephanie Walker
May 06, 2009
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At the risk of bringing the blog to a new low - they do make cherry flavored condoms that you could maybe slip the conroller into. You would have to buy the nonlube ones though so you dont get that on the controller. I had a friend many years ago that had to use that trick for several things since she didnt have arms - they werent flavored though. And dont ask me how I know so much about condoms. smilies/smiley.gif

Steve
Steve Spohn
May 06, 2009
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Cam there is so much ammunition there for so many jokes, my head exploded. smilies/cheesy.gif

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