What lengths would you go to play video games? I recently bought a PS3 and I’ve had some issues with playing it. Now I have an arcade stick controller but unfortunately it doesn’t have a way to switch to D-pad to an analog stick setting, so there’s not much it’s good for. There are switches and controllers I could buy but they’re all expensive. (I’m a poor bastard) So I’ve resorted to playing with the normal controller and my mouth and tongue. Using my mouth and tongue to munipulate things is a daily thing for me, so I figured it’d be worth a try. It works somewhat, I can do things around Playstation Home and had surprising success with MLB 09 but for other games like LittleBigPlanet (which I’ll be getting soon) I’m pretty sure this won’t work since I only have one tongue compared to the all he buttons I’ll had to use in other games.
There is an issue I’d like to bring up that bugged me. The controller isn’t tasty. I assumed it sound taste plasticy but it actually kinda tastes like your licking sawdust. Perhaps someone could invent flavored covers for the controllers. Mmmm…cherry. It also dries out your mouth it reminds me when I’d go visit my Grandma n Florida. Her house was so stuffy I’d have to drink water like every 20 minutes. Just thought I’d make a little blog post.
There is an issue I’d like to bring up that bugged me. The controller isn’t tasty. I assumed it sound taste plasticy but it actually kinda tastes like your licking sawdust. Perhaps someone could invent flavored covers for the controllers. Mmmm…cherry. It also dries out your mouth it reminds me when I’d go visit my Grandma n Florida. Her house was so stuffy I’d have to drink water like every 20 minutes. Just thought I’d make a little blog post.
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At the risk of bringing the blog to a new low - they do make cherry flavored condoms that you could maybe slip the conroller into. You would have to buy the nonlube ones though so you dont get that on the controller. I had a friend many years ago that had to use that trick for several things since she didnt have arms - they werent flavored though. And dont ask me how I know so much about condoms. 


